What’s your mobile phone?
It’s a very unfancy two-year-old Nokia. Someone laughed at it the other day.
What is your signature scent?
My other half bought me some Jo Malone cologne. It’s unisex so it’d suit any man, woman or plant.
What brand of underwear do you…
If I ever get married, our vows better be based on the Team Rocket motto.
I vow to protect you from devastation.
To unite our privates and feel sensation.
To pronounce you as my one true love,
and see the glitter of your eyes in the stars above.
Team Rocket, married, committed for life!
Pronounce us now, as husband and wife!
This is the best thing I’ve seen on Tumblr today.
WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?!??!??!
It’s quicksand. Quicksand is much thicker than water, which is why things sink so slowly. By that same logic, one can walk on its surface if you go fast enough and with little enough pressure, like skipping a stone on water.
THAT IS FANTASTIC
Non-Newtonian fluids, everyone.
As a child I believed that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem in my life than it has turned out to be. Little did I know I could defeat it by simply waddling like a penguin.
Same here! The 80s gave me unrealistic expectations on how much quicksand I would encounter in my life.
Whoa this deserve a reblog
this was in my likes from two days ago. i’m liking the frequency of his comments.
reason #547 of why he is the shit.